Favorite Face

Hello, my name is Fred I'm not always a happy guy, because I always smell bad and I'm messy. I rarely get the ladies but every once in a while they decide to talk to me and clean me out. Making me all shiny and fresh smelling. But then I get destroyed again and my happiness goes away. Which always leaves me in a cranky mood. This is probably the reason know one likes me. Only if I was able to be clean all the time then people would enjoy hanging out with me. If that day comes I will rule the world. But, until that happens, I will be this lonely face in the ground. So Bye!